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Engineer Demotivational Poster


ENGINEERS - we solve problems such as: "How do you make an apple computer useful?"


TAGS: calander engineers make macs useful dlm4
Rating: 4.83/5

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DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
oh ya, and i thank you for the 5L
DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
simply because a problem is solved, does not mean that the solution can not be improved upon. also that which has been fixed has a nasty tendency to become broken again
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:16 pm
if engineers solved problems and fixed everything, wouldn't they be out of work?..5 for the proper use of a mac tho
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:12 am
overlooked by the media in favor of failures that seldomly occur
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:08 am
engineers solve problems, it's what we do. society presents us with a problem or challenge and it is our job to find a solution that is cost effective and efficient. sadly the many engineering marvels that are constantly being created are almost always
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 12:04 am
Not in this lifetime.
Iconoclast - September 16, 2010, 12:00 am
Engineers solve problems. When did that start?
Ed-Hyde - September 15, 2010, 1:31 pm
Meh, I like this caption better. 5L, steve jobs is bill gates in disguise.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 1:29 pm
108489


JAPAN -


TAGS: well engineered arch
Rating: 4.88/5

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thatonekid - July 22, 2011, 6:32 pm
it's not the material,. it's the shape. water passes freely through the openings in the arch, leaving it standing due to minimal surface friction, same thing with an explosive force.
house - July 19, 2011, 5:31 am
Thanks all for the votes and comments
Tytan - July 19, 2011, 2:29 am
well it looks like they should make the city out of that material
spacedog - July 18, 2011, 8:01 pm
Nice one House.
Anima - July 18, 2011, 3:58 pm
It's a horcrux belonging to Bruce Lee
Airman - July 18, 2011, 1:12 pm
the earthquake never hit Nagasaki. This is an internet hoax. The earthquake was way north
Hawamleh - July 18, 2011, 12:41 pm
that explains surviving the A-bomb, please do explain the earthquake then? you can't ! that gate is JESUS CHRIST INCARNATE !
okami - July 18, 2011, 9:12 am
(cont) if the torii was directly below, it would have been 'safe', as was a building (still preserved) in Hiroshima.
okami - July 18, 2011, 9:11 am
i spent time in Japan in the Marines in the 70's. it's called a 'torii' (gate). . .among other things, it symbolizes the gateway between Heaven and Earth. the explosion was an airburst around 1,500 feet above the ground. (cont)
caveman - July 18, 2011, 9:01 am
and.... favourited
Minuteman - July 18, 2011, 7:26 am
Judging from the gray color and apparent composition, that arch looks like its made out of the same stuff from STARGATE.
HypercatZed - July 18, 2011, 4:02 am
Now that's a really good question!
MPsniper - July 17, 2011, 7:58 pm
LOLz.... 5 big megatons to you


A CAREER'S LEGACY -


TAGS: engineers may suck but lawyers lick
Rating: 4.8/5

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Anything - April 18, 2010, 2:39 pm
think of one, or copypasta a joke onto MSpaint and make a poster.
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 10:28 pm
how long does it take for you people to come up with these really good ones?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:45 pm
Agreed. Good one Ice, 5Ls.
Airman - April 15, 2010, 11:41 am
good one ice
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 11:27 am
Thanks Kids. And for what its worth Face, the brew is always cold & on tap at my place. ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:41 am
Nice one Ice! @ Bone - Howsa bout you and ice get together and figure out a way to keep the beer cold and always on tap. The motifam will be able to keep y'all company.
BoneCD - April 15, 2010, 7:34 am
That's 5 Ice!!!! As an engineer, I'm sure I'm going to hell...
forseti - April 15, 2010, 3:33 am
love it!
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 2:20 am
geniuss
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 1:59 am
ahahahaha! thats great!


THE ENGINEER - some say half full, other says half empty, I say the cup is twice as big as it needs to be


TAGS: cups water engineer
Rating: 3.58/5

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BoneCD - February 20, 2010, 8:22 am
Ah, but applying a factor of saftey of say 2...it's just right.
lesterinside - February 19, 2010, 7:37 am
THE ACCOUNTANT The water is twice as much as it needs to be.


GENETIC ENGINEERING - Genetic Engineering Can Bring Society Many Good Things, Yet also, many scary things.


TAGS: horse pigeon genetic engineering wtf
Rating: 1.98/5

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Scorpio7 - December 23, 2008, 11:03 pm
I'd say it's a statement against genetic engineering.
Souf - July 30, 2008, 10:14 pm
This is ?stupid. WTF is the point?


REDNECK ENGINEERING - Why America will never be successfully invaded by a foreign country.


TAGS: redneck engineering pumpkin cannon
Rating: 4.31/5

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Theguyatthebar - November 16, 2011, 6:58 pm
The link was accidental!
Theguyatthebar - November 16, 2011, 6:57 pm
The year 1812 begs to differ!
timothep - November 15, 2011, 7:14 am
native americans beg to differ !


ENGINEERING - it's as easy as putting one brick on top of another




IMAGINATION -


TAGS: life time human nature architect engineer joke stuff road highway weird loop
Rating: 3.52/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 1:53 pm
Depends specifically on the height of the loop. Gravity is a constant so the exact height of the loops needs to be known in order to calculate the required velocity. But the top isn't the safety point - you're not safe until you reach the 270 degree mark.
PapaKiloDelta - October 19, 2010, 11:07 pm
I want to do that right now!
Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 12:32 pm
LD0ne - Way too.
LD0ne - June 11, 2010, 10:23 am
just for my own information i know this will never happen but how fast would you have to go to be able to pull drive that without falling when you reached the top


ENGINEER'S DICTIONARY - Bekause we kan't spel wrth crawp


TAGS: engineer s dictionary
Rating: 3.45/5

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pieman - April 13, 2010, 2:38 am
Gues who has 2 thums and like dis poster. This guy!
YamiSlain - April 12, 2010, 9:47 pm
Wow, i took a pause from my essay about Engineering and i went here and saw this, what a coincidence.


GENETIC ENGINEERING -




BORDERLINE -


TAGS: life time human nature architect engineer joke stuff museum weird
Rating: 3.72/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 6, 2011, 7:10 pm
hey it's the wonderworks building from Panama city! man that tunnel in the beginning really confuses the sh*t outa me. you'd know what I was talking about if you'd ever been there
Zero - August 26, 2009, 3:56 pm
i live 15 miles away from here, 5 lions for you sir
Pabbicus - August 21, 2009, 6:14 am
That building is awesome, it's in Orlando, FL on International Drive.


HIGH PAYING JOBS -


TAGS: jobs engineering bridge construction
Rating: 4.05/5

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usaf1995 - April 25, 2010, 8:51 pm
lol how do you do that?


WTF?!? - Some design engineers have waaaaaay too much time on their hands. Or drugs...


TAGS: time engineer fish drugs design
Rating: 3.86/5

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ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 4:09 am
Hey, what can I say, I'm a compulsive udder fluffer. This time is for real... later Mooooooooooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 4:04 am
I thought you went to bed.....aren't we friends? why you gotta play me like that?
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 3:53 am
Good luck on that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 3:49 am
wait, wait....there's a ballcock joke in here somewhere......I really need to make some friends.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 3:43 am
I'd feel weird having those fish watch me take a shit....at least my cellmates avert their eyes.


ENGINEERS -




Outside-The-Box -




Basic home repairs -


TAGS: engineering basics
Rating: 4.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 21, 2013, 8:51 pm
All one needs to know.


RED SHIRTS -




GENETIC ENGINEERING - Just another reason why mad scientists shouldn’t work in zoos.


TAGS: genetic engineering
Rating: 2.64/5

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Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 6:48 pm
O sh*t LD and Raptor Jesus hooked up at the MALT part, WTF!
CANADA - December 18, 2009, 12:52 pm
Or should! that things bad ass!


Female Engineers -




OFF WITH HIS HEAD -


TAGS: engineering engineer construction royalty demotion
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greybeard - September 28, 2014, 11:16 pm
Thank you sir :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 28, 2014, 11:10 am
Nice! 5L


ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY -


TAGS: that will teach those engineers
Rating: 4.38/5

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Reality Lord - December 4, 2010, 8:07 pm

lolz...hugely


Genetic Enginering -




super science -


TAGS: godzilla vs furby super science giant monster genetic engineering
Rating: 5/5

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calron - February 25, 2017, 4:58 am
"new blood" 182722 Tee hee. :)
5150monkeylove - February 23, 2017, 1:02 pm
UY. Please check out the "poster evolution" thread in the forum. It's a weekly contest. Come rampage with us, we need new blood.


OH WHIRLA WHIRLA WHIRL -


TAGS: electrical engineers get babes too
Rating: 4.72/5

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steve1961 - September 21, 2012, 2:14 am
Awesome and accurate portrayal of our Pengey. Well done:)


Genetic Engineering -




POSTURING -




APRIL FOOL'S DAY -




Missed it by that much! -


TAGS: engineering fail pisa
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 22, 2017, 3:09 am
The ground seems strong enough to support that church well enough.


GENETIC ENGINEERING - The possibilities are frightening but strangely welcome by others, go figure?




Engineer -




Anti-Gravity Bra -




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